A very sinister enemy has arisen over the past few years that is robbing our men of their ability to put on footwear that actually qualifies as a real shoe. Flip flops, Crocs, and the like, are taking over as the common footwear among men. They are showing up now at church, weddings, work, between the months of October and April, and with jeans. This is sad and alarming.
I would like to apologize on behalf of the men that have fallen victim to these crafty adversaries of fashion and hygiene. They have been deceived and manipulated into donning these abominations in so many inappropriate places and times. My greatest hope is that we can turn this tragic situation around and save what little bit of fashion sense remains among our men. Be strong friends. Do not lose heart. There is still hope.
Sincerely,
Jen
oh, that is too funny. i have a hubby who will only wear "deck shoes" ... kind of wish he would wear a pair of "flip flops" every once in a while. ( :
ReplyDeletetoo cute of an apology.
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DeleteHaha. I'm glad this post tickled you, Beth. :)
Deletehaha this is awesome! Funny and well-written, I love it! I also have to agree - I'm just not really a sandal fan either. Thanks for sharing :)
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Melyssa
The Nectar Collective
I'm so glad you like it, Melyssa!
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